Clint/Natasha Domestic-ish AU - they’re basically the same but they have a five-year-old kid and Clint owns a diner.
Clint: (on the phone) I love you too, Iron Ass.
Natasha: What does that son of a bitch want this time?
Phillip: Mommy, what’s a bitch?
Natasha: It’s a girl dog, honey.
Phillip: How can Uncle Tony’s mom be a dog?
Natasha: Just finish the cereal Daddy made.
(originally bartonss / via fuckyeahclintnatasha)
Reblog if you want (5) random questions.
(originally i-stole-your-swag-since-i-deact / via gypsythatremains)
That awkward moment when you try to be scary but you end up starting a sex riot instead…
(originally i-am-the-swan-queen-bitch / via i-am-the-swan-queen-bitch)
i mean just look at the happy bunny
if this doesn’t warm your heart
you are voldemort
(originally everthorne / via jhutcherbro)
LOKI COSPLAY!
I have decided…I will be starting my journey to make a Loki Cosplay costume for my brother to wear for Halloween and Comicon…It’s gonna be stressful but I am excited.
This Is My Bargain
Your ledger is dripping, its gushing red and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer, pathetic. You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors, but they are part of you and they will never go away! I won’t touch Barton, not till I make him kill you. Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear and then he’ll wake just long enough to see his good work and when he screams I’ll split his skull. This is my bargain, you mewling quim.
(originally clexkate / via yourquidditchcaptain)
The result of My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic and the avengers!
